Post by Hakaisha on May 23, 2005 18:37:54 GMT -5
Once a man named Chong who lived in a cave with rats, decided to design a video game called runededscape but he had no computer so he went to get a new home so the rats wouldn't bite at his toes anymore but they followed him in a Mitsubishi so he couldn't get the house so he got on a scooter and ran over all the rats just for fun then he got shot at by a sniper shot from a mannerists home then he got raped buy a guy named Ben and had to call the police but they couldn't get Ben off because he was so skinny, like a stringbean. Then he spontaneously combusted because he had a lit candle in his pockets with gasoline and so he went to get a fire extinguisher, but ben jumped on him and started to die from the cops gunfire so soon he hoped on his magic flying Gerbil and triumphantly rode into the solar eclipse until his gerbil suddenly got shot by a BB-gun from some stupid kid so he ended up crashing on Neptune, so he set up a tiki bar but he was getting assaulted by "humping monkeys" so he bought a weapon called the ULTIMATE DISINTIGRATOR WAVE BLASTER, which is powered by coconuts so he shot all of the Alien space cowboys because all of the monkeys were busy humping each other. Then he started to build a space ship to get off the planet but the humping monkeys had used the rockets at the bottom as humping posts so he burned the ship so then he started to build a canoe (cause he inhaled lots of fumes from the gasoline so he’s not the brightest) and soon realized that his hair was on fire so he decided to go get water but there was no water on Neptune so he had to put rockets on his canoe and fly back to Birmingham, where his grandparents are. so then he sold his canoe and humping monkey furs so he could buy a present for his grandmum, a jack-in-the-box which shoots out a poison needle instead of a doll to kill his grandma but he couldn’t kill his grandmum, so he killed his grandpa with a broken bottle, but he used the wrong end so he had to smack many times before he found out that his grandpa died 3 weeks ago from a fart that made his brain pop out of his butt, so he decided to go and kill the first person he saw by slit their throats with his bare hands. And then the first person he found happened to be Carmen Electra so he decided to KILL HER!!!!! ..... So then he stripped her nude and put her on the tallest building in Birmingham for everyone to see and when they saw her they vomited because it was a guy crossdresser. Then he poured gasoline all over the body. Then he ran through the streets in a blaze. Then He went kamikaze and then he killed a generous mammoth, after this he burred the body under a river bed, when scientists find it 120,000,000,000 years later they test the bones to see who it was and then they lied to the press and said it was a dead kami which died from an American named Spishac, not knowing if the names were the same or not, then they decided to kick the scientists asses! so they quivered in pain, then they changed the name to Cats Paw, next they got the s**t beaten out of them again then they prayed to Buhdaa but since he doesn’t exist they went to the next science. they thought he said to remove their livers, because It was bad for them and they needed to quit drinking alcohol so they died cuz you cant live without your liver. then a chick named Yuya came along and found the scientist dead then she called the police but the police accused her of killing the scientist then she blasted them with her ak47 that she had in her coat then she grabbed a grenade and chucked it at the police and ran as the police's bodies splattered all over the room then she hoped on her giant dragon named Zarp, as they flew away Zarp and Yuya got a ticket from the space police, so they burnt the ticket and flew away as quick as they could, then they
That is all for now.
That is all for now.